Coffeehouse observation No. 264

Hip-hop being played just now in the coffeehouse and I’m pretty certain a good bit of it was in French. … Or Haitian Kreyol, perhaps. … This is what I know — I cannot understand most hip-hop or rap lyrics in English, French or Kreyol.

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Coffeehouse observation No. 263

Two women just walked into the coffeehouse with balloon flowers. What type of soil do you use for balloon flowers, anyway? Full sun or shade? How often do you water balloon flowers? I’m not gonna even ask about balloon flower food. …

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Enviros: For Good & God, LePage Should Go Green | DownEast.com blogs

Enviros: For Good & God, LePage Should Go Green | DownEast.com blogs

Maine getting $2.8 million in LIHEAP emergency funds | Bangor Daily News

Maine getting $2.8 million in LIHEAP emergency funds | Bangor Daily News

Maine Gov. LePage: Loosen rules on environment | The Portland Press Herald / Maine Sunday Telegram

[This guy is getting scarier all the time. — KM]

Maine Gov. LePage: Loosen rules on environment | The Portland Press Herald / Maine Sunday Telegram.

Acadian Congress chooses executive director | Bangor Daily News

Acadian Congress chooses executive director | Bangor Daily News

Media mogul to buy huge swath of Maine forestland | Bangor Daily News

Media mogul to buy huge swath of Maine forestland | Bangor Daily News

Coffeehouse observation No. 262

I’m brainstorming a possible business idea – Emergency Mobile Coffeehouse. Pick up an old ambulance. Pull out the medical equipment – maybe not the gurney – and put in an espresso machine, coffee urns, folding bistro table and chairs, etc., and then follow the most popular roach coaches to stake a claim on the coffee trade. Could even show up with the siren blaring. … It’s just an idea.

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Video: Intrepid reporter risks all to show off snow tubing | Bangor Daily News

Video: Intrepid reporter risks all to show off snow tubing | Bangor Daily News.

Coffeehouse observation No. 261

An old Norton Commando is parked outside next to an old Thunderbird. Cool.

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Coffeehouse observation No. 260

Forgetting that you’ve fully opened your coffee mug can lead to coffee on your chin and the front of your shirt. I know these things, because they happen to me! Why, oh, why? …

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Coffeehouse observation No. 259

A woman in the coffeehouse is using flash cards to study. I didn’t even know they still made flash cards.

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Coffeehouse observation No. 258

I think the WordPress metrics must have gone a little haywire yesterday. It registered 302 visits to my Coffeehouse Observer blog yesterday. That’s pretty good for a tiny blog I barely promote, but I’m not letting my head swell. Before yesterday, the blog metrics registered about 1,366 visits in the entire year since I started commenting on the things I see in the coffeehouse. I have no illusions that somehow the world suddenly “discovered” Coffeehouse Observer. It must be a glitch. But a fun one.

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Coffeehouse observation No. 257 — Starbucks’ Trenta: Everything you need to know about the 31-ounce cup | AOLNews

Coffeehouse observation No. 257 — Starbucks’ Trenta: Everything you need to know about the 31-ounce cup | AOLNews

[Seriously, anything this big really should come with a lifeguard. – KM]

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Coffeehouse observation No. 256

I just spotted a woman at the coffeehouse pull out an 8-inch long propane grill lighter to torch her cigarette. … And I think perhaps her eyebrows.

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Maine woodworker gets ready for Manhattan | The Portland Press Herald / Maine Sunday Telegram

Maine woodworker gets ready for Manhattan | The Portland Press Herald / Maine Sunday Telegram.

‘I Have a Dream’ | Bangor Daily News

‘I Have a Dream’ | Bangor Daily News.

[Includes text of the speech and a link to a YouTube version. — KM]

Black Bears knock off Boston College | Bangor Daily News

Black Bears knock off Boston College | Bangor Daily News

LePage makes unscheduled visit to King Day breakfast | Bangor Daily News

LePage makes unscheduled visit to King Day breakfast | Bangor Daily News

[While this may seem like a step forward, it also seems a bit politically motivated. The new governor of Maine may talk like a tough guy, but he also needs to learn to walk softly. He needs to learn statesmanship. – KM]

Coffeehouse observation No. 255

I am still recovering from the anguish that was yesterday’s game. The Jets team that was expected a month and half ago finally showed up in Foxborough … to play the Foxborough Community College Patriots. The Pats were awful yesterday – Brady throwing behind everyone and an INT, two dropped TD passes, fumbles, poor special teams play – and the team did not deserve to win. I will drown my sorrows in coffee! … When does spring training being?

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